Wanted
For Excessive Confidence
SI Wif Gun
alias "$GUNNER"
- Intelligence
- Questionable
- Confidence
- Maximum
- Aim
- Probably Bad
- Meme Power
- 100%
Reward: One (1) Hay Bale
Most WantedLoading the wagon0%
By Order of the Sheriff

SI Wif Gun has left the barn. The propeller did most of the work.
SI Wif Gun ($GUNNER) crawled out of the hay in a propeller cap and decided he runs this barn now. Locked, loaded and only slightly drooling.
Under the hay. Smells like noodles.
Long before the barn, there was a pup with a propeller cap and no plan. The town laughed. The cap spun. The pup kept walking.
He found a pistol in a hay bale in 1887, or maybe last Tuesday. He has never fired it. He just holds it, and the chart behaves.
The old-timers say if you ring the barn bell three times, the sheriff wakes up. Nobody has asked what happens next.




Locked tight. Explore the barn to earn the key.
Visit every part of the barn to unlock the Moon Ranch. 0 / 5

You made it through the whole barn. The posse respects you. The rocket is fueled with hay and pure confidence. One button left.